dylan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Squid Squad]

It was so sad about Dav Pagrika. condolessences from my mother

[The Weight]

Artistic direction is boring. Music is boring. Maturity is boring. Everything ever is boring. It's sad that people loved your movie enough to vote it to the top of the week. Sorry, but I have a personal dislike for the color blue and mature themes. I know that the purpose of art is expression, but you can only do that for so long. It's time for you to buckle down and make a gamegrumps like the rest of the professional world. Trust me, I'm not a dumbass and I totes know what I'm talking about. Also, no offense (that means you can't get mad at me lol), but you suck and your mom is fat. 0/5

Punk, out.

P.S. This is awesome

Pahgawk responds:

"It's not even sarcastic. 0/10"

[Sarcastic Voice Collab]

I've never seen something so NOT sarcastic in my entire life. I mean, do you guys even own a dictionary? probably not.

Pahgawk responds:

I tried googling it but I think I spelled sacrasm wronf

[Draculine Verde]

Amazing work as always, Sif! You seem to have fixed up any framerate/spacing issues that people were talking about in your last piece; everything flows smoothly here. You've got great backgrounds and have really nailed down some great character designs and animation. Sound, story, and image all mesh well together with your concepts. The only thing I can say in the way of technical critique is that the father's mouth movement seems a bit off during his closeup shot. Still, that's only a minor scrape in an otherwise awesome piece!

Good luck in the tournament!

[Narcissus]

This may be the deepest of all your shorts so far. I mean, this was at least, what, like 30, maybe even 40 meters, below sea level? I don't know how you held your breath long enough to get this much underwater footage, but good job regardless!

Pahgawk responds:

Please place your hand on your computer monitor. You've done that? Ok cool. Please accept this digital high five. From me.

[Adventurer]

Geez, dude, quit copying Hikarian, ButzboPrud, Brewster, JABToons, HDRevill, and me. WE used the song first, man. You totes aren't allowed to use it! I don't care that it was the "theme" for some competition, you're just a big ol' copycat! You probably downloaded this animation right off of our computers. Mix it up a little.

In all seriousness, though, excellent job. One of my favorites for the round.

<3

francisyfl responds:

i shall be crucified for my sins

[Sarcastic Walk Collab]

It's just a picture of a big purple U that says "under judgement."

How could that even be considered a walk cycle? And why does it take like 500 people to do it? I'm not giving you my credit card, if that's what you're after. I need that to buy pancake batter next time I go to the store, but not the blueberry stuff. I'm allergic (my tongue gets all blue when I eat them). Plus, I mean, who likes blueberries anyways? They taste like absolute crap, except on crepes, which I guess are just watered down pancakes that French people make. I also need to get eggs at the store. I'm on a real breakfast binge right now.

So, to sum up, I need pancake batter and 0/5.

Pahgawk responds:

Fun fact: each person drew one pixel of that U, and they spent lots of time neglecting their own lives to do it. Have some respect.

[Sarcastic Bounce Collab]

When I came to this site, I said I would never leave a review, that I just wasn't ready to offer up my opinion or critique on other animators' works. However, this submission has touched me so deeply that I feel I can no longer hold my tongue. It's such a perfectly allegorical piece for the human condition, how we're all just balls bouncing in our ways along the lines of life. Each piece representing a different person's perspective in this. Amazing.

Overall, this piece is perfect, but it's also kinda short. 0/5.

Pahgawk responds:

What I got out of that: some balls touched you deeply?

I believe your review is fair and accurate. It's almost as if this movie was so deep and metaphorical that it went off the top of the scale and came back at the bottom.